I would never...

I would never call my friend hideous.
I would never tell my friend she shouldn't eat.
I would never say my friend was useless.
I would never call my friend a failure.
I would never tell my friend she's fat.
I would never say my friend was all alone.
I would never call my friend a crazy head case.
I would never tell my friend the world would be better off without her.
I would never say my friend was unloveable.
I would never hurt my friend.
I guess I'm not my friend.